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September 2, 2007

Let The Propaganda Parade Begin

Filed under: News & Politics — Bill @ 9:28 pm

Sometime this month the President is going to ask Congress for $50 BILLION to fund his war machine, so prepare yourself for a deluge of stories about how great “The Surge” is doing in Iraq.

We will hear from many “experts” who will inform us that suddenly the Iraqi Parliament will be “just about to turn the corner.” Generals will become spokesmen and remind us that we need to “not let Iran win” (is it me or does our enemy seem to keep changing in this war?) . Reporters who “witnessed the progress personally” will catch us up on how great things are going, which is fine so long as we realize who organized their tour in the first place.

It reminds me of a failing salesman hanging by a thread while begging his manager for next month’s salary advance.

So get out your check books America, find a good location, and get ready to watch the Propaganda Parade.

* sponsored by Halliburton, who is sponsored the U.S., who is sponsored by you, so thanks. Please note: your cancelled check is your receipt.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Gay doctors using stem cell research are successfully growing human brains which will be donated to the Administration.

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